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Hell, I bet that's where the author probably got all of his information. He sounds like he came off some crappy fanfiction at Fanfiction.Net. Here he's all "fuck this, fuck that, the concept of life and fairness has no meaning to me, I'm not Guile so you're gonna have to deal with it, bitch". God, who are you, and where the hell is the Harpuia that's NOT a total dick? At least Harpuia had a sense of MORALITY in the video games. 'Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to remove this gigantic stick from my ass.' Zero plays the morality card and says that Cyber Elves are living beings. "The good Cyber Elves don't come out until the fourth game, anyway." He orders the nurse elf to clean up his monkey bite. Harpuia fails to notice little Beaver Man scamper off as he says that Zero's exaggerated remark wasn't really neccessary, since he's used Cyber Elves before as well. The bad guy's CHEATING? I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL So, in the immortal spirit of Emeril, he kicks it up a notch. As the two land, Harpuia notes that at the rate they're goin', the fight'll take way too long, and they don't have nearly enough panels to cover it all. Taking some damage from the Sonic Boom, Zero leaps up and throws his Chain Rod at Harpuia's shoulder, which is usually where blades aren't supposed to go, but in the heat of battle you tend to stick them whereever and hope for a good result.
Harpuia remarks that Zero's kung fu is good, and leaps backwards to fire off an attack. So Harpuia and Zero clash swords with each other in an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Well, that's just fucking great! Just when I thought there was a bright spot on the bleak horizon, you dash my hopes into a thousand pieces! Thanks a lot, manga. Before the midget can unload five across -3's face, though, something attacks the trees around them! Only wind can make -3 wuss out like this, and he clenches down on Lito like a cat does when it does not want to be picked up (and you had better leave that cat alone, if you know what's good for you. 3's still jumpy over running into Blizzack Stagnoff back in Chapter Three, I guess. Meanwhile, our typical little RPG party travels through a large forest. I mean, hell, there's way better people to die for. Jerry Mathers over here doesn't seem to be in with the program, though. The aimbots are mostly enthusiastic about this. Harpuia lets them know straight up that they are his bitches, and they will die for him so that he can get mad hax0rs. Or if, you know, you aren't really paying attention to begin with like I am. He reiterates what Cerveau already said about them-super powers in exchange for suicide, in case you were too dense to catch it the first time. The scene moves to Harpuia's little jet, where a scientist hauls out those floating little trump cards of death known as Cyber Elves. Passy points out to him that Lito is only unconcious due to sleep and not from splash damage, although if they killed him now, no one would ever know. Turns out -3 had one of those intentionally prophetic, foreshadowing dreams you see a lot in anime. Zero pauses to notice Lito lying face down on the ground behind him, and freaks out in girly terror. Down in the streets below, Zero fights against the loyal drones of Neo Arcadia, while Lito cowers behind a wall and lets his bitch do the talkin'. This chapter kicks off by reusing the same panel of Heaven that we saw last chapter.
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What you can expect, though, is that IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK AT ALL. Instead, he was thrown down the same path as Ciel-completely fucking opposite from what you'd expect. This, of course, fails to apply to Harpuia in any fashion whatsoever. If you got to praise the Mega Man Zero manga for something, at least you can claim that the other Guardians are actually recognizable. Fefnir's still a violent jerk who wants to fight Zero, Leviathan is still uppity and arrogant at times, and Phantom is still a major Narutard (although he's not a whiny shit in the games like he is here). The last two chapters of this exercise in retaining sanity serve up more canon rape than ever before, and it starts by hittin' us hard and heavy with this manga's interpertation of Sage Harpuia.įor all of my bitching about the other Guardians in this manga, at least their personalities somehow managed to stay similar to how they're depicted in the video games. Unfortunately, if you thought things were bad before, you ain't seen nothin' yet. We're almost at the end of this sorry tale, ladies and gentlemen. NOTE: Before I begin, I'd like to give a shout-out to Rockman Tanjou ( ) for translating this and other Mega Man mangas.